Yeah, neither are my girlfriend's. But I sweat heavily in them multiple times a daily doing exercise and even wear them to bed. And my ear wax might have special yellowing properties. Either way, nothing that goes in my orifice that could be seen by other people needs to be white.

Don't get me started on the transparent plastic anti-snore nostril dilators.

How is the buttplug industry more accommodating with its color offering than Apple?