The weirdest corporate training I’ve ever taken, besides a certain very old tech company using pictures of monkeys in their anti discrimination training , pointing out you can’t technically age discriminate against a 45 year old and in their harassment training announced that flirty bisexual people can’t sexually harass you… sorry what was a saying?

Oh. It was Boeing saying that while bribery is generally VERY BAD, there are geopolitical situations where not only is it acceptable but we need to report it through proper channels so we can get a tax write off as a cost of doing business.

wat.