Thanks. Turns out the corporate VPN routes to the Internet somewhere where this is available. This is probably a better link (seems to work everywhere):
The UX of putting up this ugly banner is pretty crappy. It would be fine if this was splattered on top of the page or covering the ordering buttons but you could still see what devices are available. I think I've even gotten some form of Google Play advertising (an email perhaps) that directed me to a link that then showed me this.