> Php is basically runtime Java these days I don't know enough about PHP to unde...

mikeweiss · 2024-10-23T02:35:08 1729650908

I think they're just saying its a lot like Java if Java was a interpreted language and not a compiled language.

bilekas · 2024-10-23T06:40:02 1729665602

Might you call it JavaScript? /s

meiraleal · 2024-10-23T11:09:17 1729681757

Thanks God, no. PHP has the clumsiness of Java but JavaScript is cool.

divan · 2024-10-23T11:52:19 1729684339

WAT? [1]

[1] https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

calvinmorrison · 2024-10-23T12:54:45 1729688085

wow this is hilarious.

we have a linter that bitches anytime anyone uses php's empty. In fact, php has tons of these weird behaviours mostly masaradng as trying to be helpful