It needs to be clowned on here:

- Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox One, Xbox One S/X, Xbox Series S/X

- Windows 3.1...98, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10

I guess it's better than headphones names (QC35, WH-1000XM3, M50x, HD560s).

I can't wait for Project Unify which just devolves into a brand new p3-mini type naming convention. It's pretty much identical to the o3-mini, except the API is changed just enough to be completely incompatible and it crashes on any query using a word with more than two syllables. Fix coming soon, for 4 years so far.

On the bright side the app now has curved edges!

One of my favorite parodies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUXnJraKM3k

Flashbacks of the .NET zoo. At least they reigned that in.