> В « Правде » нет известий, а в « Известиях » нет правды

For the sake of context, this is an old Soviet-era joke, that translates to about the following:

> In "Pravda" (The Truth, CPSU's newspaper) there are no news. In "Izvestiya" (The News, national newspaper of the USSR, under the control of the Supreme Soviet) there is no truth.