What's weird is how we're taught that the human body is uniquely something to be ashamed of.

To you perhaps. I would still find it lol worthy. What makes it "weird" to you?

It's ASCII art, non threatening, and compared to the degraded stuff you can find online is none of that.

What about anthropomorphic animals is that weird to you because I find that idealisation more creepy than a half topless naked woman.