Given the Gregorian Calendar and the planet's path through its orbit, August is just getting started.

This legitimately made me chuckle.

Good one, made my day

No, the rotation of the Earth around its axis did so.

Technically, it Earth's rotation gives us day and night. Doesn't move the calendar, which is through Earth's orbital revolution

Exactly the GP's point (the rotation of the Earth "made their day").

Given the majesty and nobility of HN commenters, augustness is just getting started.

I'm all buckled up and ready for what's effectively GPT 4.6