In the radiology department at Westchester Medical Center, all of the portable X-ray machines have little nametags on them that read, variously, "Enterprise", "Voyager", "Defiant", etc.
Cloud-native KTDs (Kids These Days) will never know the joy of lovingly naming all the machines in the building by theme and caring for them like a kennel of slightly sickly pets.
"Cassiopeia is down" - emotional event, especially if she never comes up again. AWS instance 54653-345r3453-34234, meh. Sure, we got more nines, but at what cost?!
