"Java security plugin from my bank" - irony is strong with that one.

You got my point.

I'm SCJP since the last century and my life has been developing Java since a lloonngg time (and now Clojure, but targetting the JVM).

Honestly the retards who decided that a Java applet was a wise decision for a bank should be shot before their genes are passed to a new generation :-/

You should visit Brazil.

There are lots of these wise decisions in IT here.