My attempt at a translation: I wonder how secure and anonymous it can be, when it seems that everything, maybe even subatomic particles, are monitored in real time. (And people are possibly using simulations to predict the future?)

Your ability to speak 'stoned' is amazing.

I feel like I'm trying to decode a regex. Could you reword that a little clearer?

Unfortunately I suspect that in terms of information density, it is likely to be the opposite of a regex.

There was a recent Security Assessment of the project, see here:

http://homes.cs.washington.edu/~aczeskis/research/pubs/UW-CS...

I believe the developers answered and made changes, but he blog post detailing the response is down at the moment:

http://is.gd/sYimDc

Come again?

Yeah, man.

Hmmm. Perhaps it's time to lay off the bong a bit?