TOR is bullshit because it's a festering pile of assholes all trying to pretend that no one knows what no one is doing, without knowing who's doing the pretending not to know.
C'mon, guys, I'm serious. Please don't sniff my
exit node. It's not nice, you know! We're all
supposed to be mysterious strangers, and not know
each other, but still implicily trust all participants
even though we'd never do that in real life. And oh, by
the way, here's a browser bundle that still uses
third party cookies, and runs javascript by default,
but fuck the world, because javascript is hella
convenient, and animated web pages are just super cool!