I should have put a smiley on that, then. While feeling trolled, I highly suspect this is just a rather amusing case of poor communication.

At no point was I trying to describe or discuss monads. That is something a response to me thought I was trying to do. When referring to "simulating" a system, I was referring to where the video refers to the process of reading "dead code" in a text editor. There is a large rant on monads in the video where the argument appears to be that the problem is strictly with the name. The reason given that it takes something understood, and hides it behind non-obvious names. I extrapolated this to be that it makes the program and the idea "hard to simulate" for the coder reading the code.