I was betting myself that someone would respond like this. See, I'm ahead already.

Excellent! You must celebrate with a glass of Champagne. Something classy, like those rappers drink - you can put it on your card.

Have a "fuckin Cristal. Everything else is piss."

I can't believe Franklin was tossed into the wardrobe section and mis-quoted, funny, it's almost as if it was done on purpose.

phew. I wasn't sure if you were being ironic or not.