If someone can figure how to implement this concept into some real/virtual gift-...

bemmu · on Oct 1, 2009

Here's Ogori Google I made in 5 mins: http://fi.bemmu.com/ogori/

hughprime · on Oct 1, 2009

Predictably, the person before me searched for "horse porn".

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why we can't have nice things.

sunir · on Oct 1, 2009

I got "Paul Graham nude". Wunderbar.

What's missing from this is the accountability in the real world cafe. If you ordered something disgusting, there is a significant chance the next person is not too far behind you and will take it out on you.

Also, the cafe has a finite menu of predefined positive choices, whereas Google has an infinite menu including potential negative choices.

I just ruined the joke, didn't I?

olefoo · on Oct 1, 2009

I got "happiness". It made me smile.

mahmud · on Oct 1, 2009

I am glad you liked it :-) I was left "your moma".

JacobAldridge · on Oct 1, 2009

"ways to kill Hitler", not so much negative as too little, too late.

mhb · on Oct 1, 2009

Maybe it was Tarantino.

hitonagashi · on Oct 1, 2009

"Good news" for me :)