Also, background in machine learning, algorithms research, data mining and large dataset visualization, and real-time optimization.
Must multi-task by making coffee, making sure bathrooms are well-stocked with paper goods, occasionally running out to perform errands, walk owner's dogs, etc.
Not required but preferred: deep background in robotics research, computer vision, AI, mechanical engineering.
Must agree to compliment owner on inherent genius in all areas, and also render compliments on owner's cars, sexual achievements, and financial accomplishments.
Candidates with background in deep-space communications, global mobile technology, and mathematical research requisite for those areas of expertise given special consideration.
Successful applicant will be asked periodically to perform remedial sexual services, ritual degradation, self-flogging, coprophagic activities, etc.
Must multi-task by making coffee, making sure bathrooms are well-stocked with paper goods, occasionally running out to perform errands, walk owner's dogs, etc.
Not required but preferred: deep background in robotics research, computer vision, AI, mechanical engineering.
Must agree to compliment owner on inherent genius in all areas, and also render compliments on owner's cars, sexual achievements, and financial accomplishments.
Candidates with background in deep-space communications, global mobile technology, and mathematical research requisite for those areas of expertise given special consideration.
Successful applicant will be asked periodically to perform remedial sexual services, ritual degradation, self-flogging, coprophagic activities, etc.
Position offers no insurance benefits.